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Take that! Free Will Horoscope:

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): "Nothing worse could happen to one than to be completely understood." So said pioneer psychologist Carl Jung. If you think what he said is true, take action immediately, because you're in imminent danger of being well understood by at least two people. If you're confident you can handle the odd sensation of being seen for exactly who you are, do nothing other than what you're already doing.

Who really wants to be completely understood. I think I'd get bored within a few days and lose all sense of self.

If you've ever wanted to drink like the gods, then now's your chance. Newleywed couples are getting the chance to test out an aphrodisiac by some scientists. We'll see if it really works by the end of the year and we'll also find out if their HONEYmoon's turn out to be SWEET.

Is your contact list context-sensitive? Now you have the chance to find out, at least if you have WiFi that is. Check out Trepia for further details.

Let's celebrate our heritage. Actually, I guess it's just the hispanic heritage right now. The fabulous group Culture Clash are putting on a show at the Mark Taper Forum in Los Angeles. "Chavez Ravine" is a story about the small community surrounding Dodger Stadium near Cesar Chavez Blvd. If any of you don't know who Cesar Chavez was, then perhaps you don't want to see this show.

You know, it's not a good thing these days to bad mouth our president, but sometimes he gives us reason to doubt him.

If we can't have completely clean air, we may as well have a taco or two to keep our sanity.