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Live and die by your Free Will Horoscope:

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):Your sense of mission should be heating up, Virgo. Your tribe needs you more than usual. Your potential is ripening at the same time it is becoming most useful to your cohorts. But wait: That doesn't mean your path will be effortless in the coming weeks. There will be adversaries and agents of confusion you'll have to outwit. In order to be a radiant instigator of beauty and truth for your allies and a cagey master of strategy when dealing with your competitors, I recommend the paradoxical approach Jesus described: Be as pure and harmless as a dove and as wise as a serpent.

I'm in charge!

I know someone with a Mini. Nice little car. If only it were a convertible. That'd be pretty tight.

CNN wants to educate you. First of all, they want you to know that Buffy The Vampire Slayer is coming to and end. Then, they also want you to know that even though we might think teen sex is on the decline, ideas about teen sex are becoming more degraded. Makes you think...

A few months back, there was a study that proclaimed the hispanic population was fast becoming the largest minority group within the United States. I find that fact amazing, what I find more amazing is that even so, people still have their conspiracy theories. I'm sorry, but that article really makes me sad.

Don't eat bread. It's bad for you.