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Believe it or not, we have another new Free Will Horoscope:

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
In the video for her song "I'm Gonna Getcha Good," Virgo singer Shania Twain portrays a flying robot chased by the devil. The powers-that-be at MTV were so impressed that they awarded it "Most Demented Video by a Country Artist" for 2002. I hope that in the coming weeks the rest of you Virgos will unleash your imagination with the same fervor that Twain summoned. Not only is there no need for you to stick to humdrum traditions; your best chance at being happy and fulfilled between now and February 15 is if you think way, way outside the box.

They want me to be like Shania eh? I hope this doesn't mean they want me to be a contemporary female country/pop artist. I don't think I can handle that.

For all of you waiting for the next Harry Potter book, we can all breathe a little easier. J.K. Rowlings has just finished the latest chapter in the life of Mr. Potter to be published just in time for summer. Looking forward to it? I bet you are.

Bras are a very important thing in the lives of many women. So important are they, that entire stores are dedicated to lingerie and their ilk. So important are they, that studies are conducted concerning bras and women's health.

Lots of news from the good folks at the Central News Network. We begin with their interesting take on Equal Employment Opportunity. Wait 'til the real EEOC hears about this. CNN also brings us news that Microsoft has learned to share. Let's hope we get a sneak peak at their code. Also, if any of you have trouble brushing your teeth, get a new toothbrush.

Think you can learn how to be happy by reading a book? Some people do, which is probably why some of these books are so popular.

A little controversial, but interesting. The definition of rape has changed again.

Thought you knew all there is to know about Spike Jonze the man. Perhaps you should read up a bit more on this enigmatic character. I love his work, but Spike Jonze comes off as a somewhat eccentric guy. That's putting it lightly too. You think that Spike Jonze has his own problems as a movie maker. Check out Terry Gilliam and you tell me what you think.