I'm still reeling from the effects of my Free Will Horoscope:
You're starting to resemble the fruit of a prickly pear cactus: covered with sharp, inedible spikes on the outside but soft and delectable in your hidden places. There's probably a good reason for this, so I won't ask you to change. Don't be surprised or upset, though, if people act as if they've been stung when they brush up against you. And if you care about them, be quick to let them know how to work around the thorny exterior and get to the good parts within.
I will be brushing up against no one for fear I may prick someone.
Entertainment news is rampant today. First of all, some parents feel that Kangaroo Jack is not suitable for children. Yet another example of what's wrong with Cinema. Focus groups, test screenings, and a ratings board still can't come to an agreeable movie. Perhaps we'll have better luck with the next Batman movie. They already have a top-notch director, all they need is a star. And perhaps a serviceable script will do as well. Maybe they can get Uma Thurman to do some work for the movie, seeing as she's familiar with the franchise. She's also familiar with other action movies as well. Maybe she can download some music while she's at it.
I'd have to say that one of my favorite athletes of all time is Wayne Gretzky. Having read his autobiography, and having followed his career in Los Angeles. I'd say he's one of the greatest athletes of our time. If not that, then one of the best in all of hockey.
World news sees Our Fearless Leader making statements of grandeur and nationalism as is usual this time of year. It looks to be another year full of fun. Especially on the scientific front seeing as people are going to be growing bones and spending less time at the computer. Maybe if they injure themselves on a walk they can use these new band-aids. What a world we live in.
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