Wednesday, January 22, 2003

I know what you did last Free Will Horoscope:

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):

You may be able to elude the cosmic jokes that are brewing in your vicinity. Your intelligence is both crafty and practical these days, and it could very well keep you consistently in the right places at the right times. But in order to grab an extra advantage in your guerrilla battle with the forces of mischief, I suggest you indulge regularly in a good, long primal scream. Go out in the middle of the woods if necessary, or find a sanctuary where no one will call the cops: Just find a way to unleash a soul-cleansing howl that will flush away your festering anxieties. There's no better technique for making yourself unappealing to rascally demons and pests.

Primal screams are quite appealing to me, even if they aren't appealing to rascally demons and pests.

Once again they say alcohol is good for you. So good in fact, that even these models may get some time to "drink to their health."

The '80's nostalgia continues in the world of comics. Not only do we have the Thundercats, Transformers, and G.I. Joe comics, but there is also a Voltron comic book which will be heading to stores near you. I like the artwork, but I'm getting a little tired of this licensed property thing. Can we have some more original ideas, please?

A study released today proclaims that Latinos are the majority minority in the United States now, displacing African-Americans by a very slim margin. Not surprising when most are coming to America to escape these conditions. Maybe we'll see a rise in the current Latino school population. According to this study, that would be a welcome trend. Maybe our president has something to say about segregation.

We're all doomed.

Clonaid thinks they can create replicates of actual human beings so that we may extend our life on earth. Apparently, cloning isn't exactly copying as much as it is producing. Fascinating.

People keep wondering if Pete Rose is ever going to be let back into Major League Baseball so he can have his rightful place in its Hall of Fame. Maybe he will, especially if he admits to certain indescretions.

Who says women in the '50's were more conservative. At least they had more time.

Finally, I'd like to let you all in on a new feature I may start including. Check out my Deviantart site for some additional Kardinalsin goodness. It may be found here.


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