Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Bowling for dollars? How about bowling for a Free Will Horoscope:

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):

Many otherwise intelligent people cling to a perverse model of intimacy articulated by Norman Mailer. As reported in Leah Garchik's column in the San Francisco Chronicle, Mailer described marriage as "an excretory relationship, in which you take all the crap you hide from the world and dump it on the person closest to you. But the proviso is that you have to be willing to take theirs." If your approach to intimate communion has even a shred of this vulgar stupidity, Virgo, you're now in prime time to banish it from your repertoire forever. You'll attract uncanny luck and inspiration whenever you work in a way opposite to Mailer's; that is to say, when you train yourself to call up all the beauty you hide from the world and offer it up to the person closest to you.

Lovely, all I can really say.

Looking for love? Look no further. Seems people are finding love in the most interesting places nowadays. Better be careful and protect yourself lest you catch any diseases. Better hope that it's only a mild virus and nothing terribly serious. Could be a case of megolamania or maybe the result of playing too much gameboy. Whatever it is, you can be assured that no one's trying to spy your sickness. Or even take over your life while you're incapacitated. At any rate, you can be assured your fears are unwarranted. So be happy and keep looking for love.

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