Thursday, December 12, 2002

Excuse You Haiku

Relieve your body
With bursts of gas explosions
Expelled from your mouth.

Skewer Crew Haiku

Needling little rods
With pointed, menacing tips
For your shish kabobs.

How Old Are You Haiku

Annual practice
Celebrating someone's birth.
Better make a wish!

Late Night Stew Haiku

Drift off on blue clouds
Floating on a golden sea.
Dream your fears away.

Twinkie Goo Haiku

Yellow, spongey cake
Surrounds rich, creamy filling.
Hostess' gold bars.

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