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I promised to do a short update, so I'm going to keep it really short.

US politicians apparently don't care about what the rest of the world thinks. We've got a baaaaad image apparently. Does this strike anyone else as disturbing? Not surprising, just disturbing.

Ford's got more problems than you think. First they were having problems with the tires on their SUV's, now they're having problems with exploding airbags.

If any of you eat sugary breakfast cereals, it turns out they're just as bad for you as a cookie. Funny how cookies are called "biscuits" in the United Kingdom. Even funnier that people actually care about it this much.

In even more interesting news, a 3 year-old girl assaulted a police officer when he tried to help her out. I think I'd pay money to see a 3 year-old fight back against the police.

Last but not least is another Onion article. Just click here and enjoy.