Wednesday, July 17, 2002

Something new I've seen on the street lately: Bullet hole decals.

Why on earth would anyone want to make it seem like their car had been shot? I have no clue what this is supposed to say about you and your car, but if you'd actually been in an area where your car CAN get shot, I don't think you want it to. The idea that you're 'hardcore' enough to get shot at is absurd. Especially since I've actually seen these decals on a Volvo and on a car driven with another decal proclaiming the driver as 'Soccer Mom.' Personalizing your car is a nice idea. I mean, it's one car out of a thousand others like it, might as well make it unique. Decals are probably the most tacky way to do so, especially if it involves Calvin (an unofficial Calvin by the way) urinating on anything. If you are going to personalize your car, do it nicely, with a license plate, something funky hanging from your rear view, or even by making it faster with some sort of engine modification. Whatever you do, don't pretend to be something you're not.

Also, The Onion has a new look and new stories for today. Check it out when you have a chance. If you've ever gotten junk mail in your e-mail, you may appreciate the headlining 'story.'

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