Mid-week finds a new and intriguing Free Will Horoscope:
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):Do not under any circumstances burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time. For that matter, Virgo, refrain from leaping into the air while blowing up balloons and chewing gum. And never, ever go out to do nitpicky errands as you meditate on the painful events of your childhood and try to dream up a smarter long-range financial strategy. This week, more than ever, you need to cultivate a one-track mind. For now, tunnel vision is the truth and the way.
Fun, one-track mind this week. What to think about what to think about?
NFL news gets more interesting this week as Randy Moss gets thrown in jail. He can't complain about not getting the ball more often now, he'll get plenty of balls in prison.
So many of us have cell phones and along with those phones, we also have text messaging. Apparently, it's becoming more trendy to flirt through text messages. I don't know about the rest of you, but I never use the text messaging option on my cell phone. Is it useless, or is it just me?
Everyone's favorite childhood book is celebrating an anniversary. I remember reading those things all the time when I was younger. Maybe I should write children's books, but it wouldn't sound so catchy. The Navarrete Cavities. Doesn't sound so appealing does it?
Lastly, science ruins yet another mystery of the unkown.
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