Middle of the week, and I'm already exhausted. But I do like what I find in my Free Will Horoscope:
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):I figure you've served enough time as a scapegoat to last you forever. You've shouldered the blame and accepted the responsibility far more than your fair share. Therefore, dear Virgo, in accordance with the laws of karma and by decree of the cosmic enforcers of balance, you are hereby authorized to be a prince or princess this Halloween. You're further entitled to corral a volunteer to dress up as your Prügelknabe. In old Germany, this was a companion who served as a stand-in scapegoat, getting spanked every time the prince or princess misbehaved.
Isn't that lovely? Which one of you wants to be my scapegoat? Anyone? Anyone?
David E. Kelley may think that he has the Midas Touch, but Mr. Michelle Pfeiffer's luck may have run out.
Jerry Seinfeld is no doubt one of the richest, most-recognized men on the face of the earth. The money he gets in syndication alone has to be monumental. Well then, why is he appearing on Late Night with David Letterman this week? Some people think they may have the answer.
More comedy for you. Saturday Night Live has been around for ages. Well, longer than I've been a live at least. Anyhow, a new book seeks to expose the show's sordid past. Get some dirt on it here.
Finally, what more can make you question your faith?
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